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A sign at a music shop: "Gone chopin. Bach in a minuet."

I don’t know how much more of this I can Handel.

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1. Why did the comedian ask someone to pass them the bread?

They were trying to get on a roll……

2. Yo momma so fat, she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out.

3. Here is a joke about sausage:

Nevermind. It's the wurst.

4. A bag of garbage loves me and wants to marry me. I just can’t.

The whole situation stinks.

5. What helps you breath smell funny?

*Pun*ish mint

6. Make sure you add a small amount of ground sesame to the hummus.

Just a tahini bit.

7. Hey, is this pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

8. What side dish requires a plus-one when invited to dinner?

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9. What do you plant for laughs?

Yucca

10. Which document allows you to continue working?

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